Probably because they are creaming the market anyway, consultants from the bigshot analytics and BI companies are a royal pain to work with.

What we want from a million-dollar implementation project is the end result that delivers tangible value. And as that smilling pre-sales guy convinces us to sign that million-dollar contract, this is what we are thinking with a nagging gut feel that something might be amiss:
All that glitters...


And this is what they turn out to be!!!:
... is not gold.

Without taking any names, early in my career I had the misfortune to work with some who brought in a lot of hype and attitude without any deliveries.

As a client, I want the consultant to train me (if needed) and help me get up to speed. And I do not find it very funny if the project is in troubled waters.

In my first project with the industry leader in BI software and its ‘consultants’, I was naive enough to be surprised when I found that these guys were just trained on the tool features and had no perspective or knowledge on the what and why and how of Analytics. On cutting through the daily dose of hype that I was expected to be satisfied on, I found that the consultants were using a data value from the future to predict the same future!! If you are trying to predict for Feb 2006 in Dec 2005, you cannot depend upon information that would be available only in Feb 2006!!! It doesnt take a rocket scientist to figure that one out!

If only they had let me into their arcane art instead of putting up smoke screens, maybe I could have spotted this goof up a couple of months earlier.

Maybe some of these guys would read what it takes to Create Passionate Users:
Creating Passionate Users: Passion is blind

(Note: The images above are from Creating Pasionate Users Blog by Kathy Sierra, the co-creator of the bestselling Head First series.